Let's Go-Go.

This weekend, we were fortunate enough to be in the crowd for the Wasabassco Stagg Party at The Bell House. Although there were many delights that evening (Madame Rosebud made a delectable appearance, as did Marlo Marquise who was literally on fire, and we will never forget Gal Friday and Peekaboo Pointe's bounce-off), one of our unexpected favorite moments was the go-go intermission. Note to all performance spaces ever: a go-go intermission is the best kind of set break we can think of.

Nasty Canasta via Stagg Street

Humunuh.

"So, I sent you a video," he said.

"Sent me a video where?"

"Oh, to our porn email."

Here is what I found, and good god, am I happy to share it with you perverts.

Ladies, Get Your Swagger Back.

I'm getting a little grumbly about something today, you guys. I fell down a video hole today, as I often do, trying to find something to share for mutual wanking and appreciation.

What I found was a lot of this:

K. K. from Pavel Pavlov on Vimeo.

Please don't get me wrong, that's a beautiful woman in a beautifully filmed short movie (and DANG, I love your tattoo). But GOD, does anyone ever really roll around on a bed to seduce their partner? Does anyone ever really ruffle their hair over their faces and coo to incite lust?

Woman.

Hey dudes, dance party.

Woman from redkedscom on Vimeo.

On this Good Friday, we wanted to bring a little GoodMOTHEROFGODFRIDAY. You know, porn can take itself awfully seriously sometimes. Every once in a while, we like it to make us giggle, jump up and down and then deal with our boners. Also, the fact that this appears to be soundtracked to some unholy LCD Soundsystem/Wolfmother combination is treating us just fine. Stick around for the breakdown at 1:28. You won't be sorry.

Women of the world, thank you for shaking your asses on camera. Get ready to bust those shorts out, everyone! I feel real spring coming!

But, We Do Love You.

Oh no. How did I not see this until now?

"Why Don't You Love Me" - Beyoncé from Beyoncé on Vimeo.

There are some serious moments of genius in here. The Bettie Page hairdo? The boob jiggling? The butt shaking? The leopard teddy? I'm sighing. And watching it again. You too, right?

Swivels, Spanks, Scowls.

Thanks to one VERY helpful anonymous commenter on a recent post, Rye and I stumbled upon Chip Willis' work.

via things are a changing

Rye and I generally agree on the kinds of porn we like to watch. He found this to be a little too long and her to have a few too many tattoos. Once I scrape my jaw off the floor and change my underwear, I'll be sure to explain why he's wrong. YOWSA.

Cool Girls.

You know the girls.

They look cool, always.
The have the best tattoos.
They have stunning bodies.
They are always at the hippest bars/restaurants/shows.
They know famous people.
They get photos taken by Vice photographers.

But...

They maybe have a coke problem.
They can be kinda mean.
They might lack ambition.
They make you fully aware that even if you fuck them once, it will only be once. And that you're lucky.

So there's clearly a trade off. Thankfully for those of us that aren't the cool girls or not fucking the cool girls, we still get to look at their Vice-style photos. And maybe jerk off.