9.01.2011

Emergency Boner Supply Kit.

Citizen: do you not have a boner? Please remain calm, Beyoncé and I are here to help.


Sigh. I love this woman. Like, so much that I get teased about it. It comes in waves. Today when I saw this video, there was a significant wave.
Just in case today has been boner free:


I will cop to the song being pretty embarrassing, but it's a testament to Bey's charms that I can ignore her repetition of the phrase 'make love to me' and just enjoy her in all her sweaty, sticky, womanly beauty. Enjoy, pervies!

3 comments:

  1. I'm not much into Beyoncés Pop Diva persona but there is no denying that she is classy, beautiful and crazy hot. I watch her videos and all I can think is "Death by Booty." Death as in sex with her might damn near kill you. :-)

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  2. No doubting Mrs Z is sexy but for boners it's got to be the one and only VIOLET!!
    I'm still sore from the b&w stocking shoot!!

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  3. Luckily, we don't have to just pick one! Beyonce has ass for days, but as for this video, I think I'd rather see her shaking it. However, the sweaty slithering will be accepted!

    -Rye

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