7.20.2010

My Hot, Horny, Bi-Sexual Wife, or Why I Married the Fuck Out of Her: Bedroom Edition.

In case you can't tell from the one photo posted so far, I have a hot wife. Not an average, everyday woman, but one of the women in the bar that men are training their eyes on. Sure, she can be down to earth and try to hide her huge tits in a v-neck tee and stuff her ass into some tight jeans, but the point is seldom missed. Hot. 5'4", 100ish lbs, 34D's, an ass that is delightfully fatter than it should be on a girl so short and skinny, but less cellulite and mom-ness. A shelf that men drool over. And would kill to plunge into. Hot. You getting it yet?

It might help if add to this the fact that this girl LOVES to fuck. I'd say the normal routine after four years together is every other day. And she's often the one pushing for it. Clearly, I'm a very lucky man. But don't I know it.

Even hotter? She's always been this way. In her early years, she was sucking cock like it was the only nourishment that would keep you alive. Not satisfied with cock alone, she was greedily eating any pussy she could get her mouth on. And, even better for my filthy imagination, having hers eaten in return.

 

In many relationships, this would be problematic. The fact that my wife has fucked upwards of 30 people? Not an issue. Sucked 40 cocks? Nothing doing. Eaten 15 pussies? It only makes her better in bed. Makes her hot. Makes her horny and willing.

It wouldn't be fair for me to want her slutty only when she was with me, would it? Not a chance. A true slut would have wanted it before I met her and will want it after I'm gone. I just plan to make sure that doesn't happen, ensuring that I get to be the lucky bastard she takes it out on.

I love that I will watch a video of a girl fingering herself and without even thinking about it, send her the link, knowing she'll jerk off to it as well. I love that she talks about wanting to lick Mila Kunis's snatch, or stick a finger in Natalie Portman's ass as readily as she admits to wanting Ryan Reynolds to fill every hole and cum on her face. I love that she watches girls as they walk around in heels, staring at their asses and thinking about whether they would be good triangulation material.

She's open-minded, eats an asshole like a pussy and knows how to suck a cock like a fucking champ. Also, she tells me I eat her cunt better than any girl she's ever been with. And clearly, any guy to boot.


So while couples are fighting as we speak, about past partners, wandering thoughts, flirtations with harmless women/men and who your wife got DP'ed by in high school, I get to wake up in a warm, empty bed after she's left for work and jerk myself off, dreaming about her rolling around in bed, fingers covered in juices, tongue inside a pussy, moaning as some slutty young girl sucks her clit. I pity you if you can't say the same about your wife.

4 comments:

  1. Wow, it sounds like you're talking about me, except I'm not married to you, and mine are a mere 32A :)

    I hope to find a husband who appreciates my sexual history too.

    Beau x

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  2. We hope so too! Speaking from experience, there's really no other way to do it.

    -Rye

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