The "Sorry We've Been Gone" Photo Post.

They'll be something fresh up tomorrow morning. But we wanted you to know that we didn't forget about you guys. In fact, we've been collecting photos and planning future posts.

We've also been in the market for a much better camera (iPhone photos only get you so far), so there will be plenty of getting to know us even better in the coming months as we tinker with our new toy (we don't have it yet, but soon, my pretties) and explore undiscovered crevices in great, full color detail.

In the meantime, we thought we'd offer an apology. And a bit of material to get your blood pressure rising, I know it did ours.

As you finish, I expect you to do as the last lady does. Or look like the last guy. Off you go.