Ladies, Get Your Swagger Back.

I'm getting a little grumbly about something today, you guys. I fell down a video hole today, as I often do, trying to find something to share for mutual wanking and appreciation.

What I found was a lot of this:

K. K. from Pavel Pavlov on Vimeo.

Please don't get me wrong, that's a beautiful woman in a beautifully filmed short movie (and DANG, I love your tattoo). But GOD, does anyone ever really roll around on a bed to seduce their partner? Does anyone ever really ruffle their hair over their faces and coo to incite lust?
I'd just like us be honest with ourselves. I'd like to be quite clear about how we feel when we want to fuck. And I want more videos meant to tantalize to look like this one.

ANI for jaraabara.tumblr.com from boodya on Vimeo.

Because I rarely, if ever, make a coy, come hither face when I want to get boned. I want more swagger. More hip shaking. More fried chicken eating, snarling, whiskey drinking girls who love to fuck. I guess what I'm saying is, I'd like a bit more of a reflection of me and the girls I know? I'd like to see women aware of their power, who are having fun exercising it. More jumping up and down. More air drumming. More laughing.

Bonus points for anyone who is like, "Yes, I agree. And oh, duh, here is where they all live, dummy."