You've probably heard about the Fred Willard arrest by now. We're big fans of his comedy and we think he got a shit deal the other day.
So, have you masturbated in public before? We both have. And we want to talk about it. And we want you to talk about it too.
If you've ever jerked off at work, in a bathroom, in a park, in a parked car, a moving car, at school, in the woods, on the beach, at the gym, in front of others or not in front of anyone but with the possibility that someone could find you, WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
Send us a story, either by posting in the comments or by emailing us at uncommonappetites [at] gmail and we'll use it to put together a post in support of Fred Willard.
Our goal is to show just how fucking stupid it is that we've got paid law enforcement arresting him in a porno theater, especially when they should have been arresting us for doing it on buses, on airplanes and in the sand dunes.
We look forward to reading your tales!