You've probably heard about the Fred Willard arrest by now. We're big fans of his comedy and we think he got a shit deal the other day.
So, have you masturbated in public before? We both have. And we want to talk about it. And we want you to talk about it too.
If you've ever jerked off at work, in a bathroom, in a park, in a parked car, a moving car, at school, in the woods, on the beach, at the gym, in front of others or not in front of anyone but with the possibility that someone could find you, WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
Send us a story, either by posting in the comments or by emailing us at uncommonappetites [at] gmail and we'll use it to put together a post in support of Fred Willard.
Our goal is to show just how fucking stupid it is that we've got paid law enforcement arresting him in a porno theater, especially when they should have been arresting us for doing it on buses, on airplanes and in the sand dunes.
We look forward to reading your tales!
My girlfriend masturbated me by the Abraham Lincoln memorial in Washington DC haha it was like around 11:30ish pm we were sitting talking about sex and all of sudden I got hard...my gf notice it and she started doing her thing. I got to touch her boobs but I couldn't lick or suck then because that would of cause attention. It was amazing !!! The fuck up shit was when we heard people coming near us...I had to hide my dick...but it was still hard...that's when my girl rubbed her hand on my thing and made cum inside my pants....it was disgusting. I had to walk to L'enfant plaza metro station with my boxers full of cum and my legs all sticky. The ride on the metro was awful but at least I had a great handjob in a national monument. And that's why I love my girl :) once we get horny....we don't give a fuck where we are or how high our chances of getting caught are...we forget about the rest and we only focus on our thing :)
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend masturbated me by the Abraham Lincoln memorial in Washington DC haha it was like around 11:30ish pm we were sitting talking about sex and all of sudden I got hard...my gf notice it and she started doing her thing. I got to touch her boobs but I couldn't lick or suck then because that would of cause attention. It was amazing !!! The fuck up shit was when we heard people coming near us...I had to hide my dick...but it was still hard...that's when my girl rubbed her hand on my thing and made cum inside my pants....it was disgusting. I had to walk to L'enfant plaza metro station with my boxers full of cum and my legs all sticky. The ride on the metro was awful but at least I had a great handjob in a national monument. And that's why I love my girl :) once we get horny....we don't give a fuck where we are or how high our chances of getting caught are...we forget about the rest and we only focus on our thing :)
ReplyDeleteI wish that Fred Willard hadn't gotten in trouble. I don't think he did anything "wrong." I'm mortified that this is a use to which the police are put.
ReplyDeleteBut I think you guys are dead wrong here in at least one key way.
Fred wasn't joyfully pursuing his sexuality as you do (and celebrate on your blog), as I do, as your commenters do. Fred was, very likely, in the throes of a serious problem, out of control.
I'm not saying he should get in trouble. But celebrating him seems almost sadistic to me.
Just sayin'.....