Pic Friday: Happy New Year, Perverts!

That's right, kiss this last one goodbye! 2010 was a good year for Violet and I, from our wedding to the launch of this here blog, we've accomplished many things this past year. But we move ahead. Into weirder kinks. More toys. More adventure. And plenty more photos.

We happen to believe that New Year's Eve is amateur night, when all those folks that stay in all year decide it's time to go and celebrate one night. Which means terrible crowds (especially in NYC), pricy drinks, long waits for restaurant seating and a general clusterfuck. So we stay in. And drink plenty. And eat more. And get weird with each other. Unless friends are over, then we save the latter for after they leave.

These photos remind me of New Year's, for whatever reason. I hope yours resembles this collection, in some way or another. See you in 2011 and thanks for reading!

WVW Redux: Slurp It Up.

Sorry for yesterday's WVW, which had been removed, apparently (if you're putting yourself online, you think people aren't going to watch you fuck?). Anyway, we were traveling home to the snowy nightmare that is NYC, so I didn't have a chance to make it up to you. Consider this my apology.

I personally love when she bends over, rubs her pussy and then licks the juices. Gotta be one of my top five favorite things. See what you think.

WVW: Finger That Ass.

And then spill all over it. There's really not much to say about this video that Fleshbot hasn't already covered. But damn, that asshole fingering is really fucking hot.

Photo Request 3.

While not as in depth as the footjob request, this comes from a request made in our comments, when one reader requested to see my cock buried in Violet's tits. Well, don't say we never gave you anything.

25 Things About Rye's Sexuality.

As I've mentioned in a previous post, I've been spending much time perusing "25 Things About My Sexuality" lately. I figured I enjoy reading so much, why not write one? Which is exactly what I did.

Merry Christmas! Love, Violet+Rye.

I'm sure plenty of you have been waiting for this. Go ahead and unwrap your present...

Pic Friday: Handjobs for the Holidays.

I know, right? Handjobs?I've heard many an argument that the handjobs deserves to stay in high school, where it originated. Once you put a cock in your mouth, you're past the point of jerking one off.

But you know, sometimes a good tug is what it takes. Violet likes to slather her hands in lube and give my cock a full massage, writhing her hands around in a continuous, fluid motion, not stopping until I unload on her tits. Try to argue against that.

As for a good old fashioned fingerbang, forget it. Violet fucking loves it. I rub up against her g-spot and game over. I love the way I can overpower her when I slide my fingers in. She wants to push back, or take my cock into her dripping pussy, but I never let her. At least until she creams all over my two fingers.

What's not to love about that?

So here you have it, an ode to the handjob. Whether from another, with another or on your own. Glorious.

Oh, and extra points if you know what band the title references.

HNT: Photo Request 2.

Well then, dear, unnamed reader, here she is in all her glory. Reminds me of a Fiona Apple video. But hot.

WVW: The Black Swan. A Follow-Up.

Remember how I wrote about why The Black Swan is one of the few films I want to see this year? There were a number of reasons, but chief among them was Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting their fuck on.

Well, the video leaked. And let's just say I'm not disappointed.

Photo Request 2: A Sneak Preview.

We've been sitting on this particular photo request from one of our readers for a while. Too long perhaps. But you can't always get what you want. Until you get it, that is.

That being said, no way you're getting the whole thing now. However, I can at least give you a glimpse.

Juicy: Bonus Material.

Based on the popularity of Friday's post, I wanted to give you a bit more wetness to start your week off right.

Pic Friday: Juicy.

This week is dedicated to al those lovely fluids we cover one another in. And you know, if you finish fucking someone and you're not drenched in juices of some sort... you're doing it wrong.

HNT: Drinking Rye.

Not quite what you might be thinking. I don't think I'll hear too many complaints.

WVW: Camille the Pearl.

Don't you just love to watch Camille Crimson suck a cock? It's a thing of beauty, really. I'd even dare to say it's what she was put on this earth to do.

Aretha Franklin, born to belt it.
Larry Bird, born to sport that mustache.
Kanye West, born to brag about himself incessantly.
And Camille Crimson, born to take a load like a slutty fucking champion.

It's My Pleasure to Present...

As frequent readers of our blog know quite well, we've got some very loyal commenters. And readers of those comments will know that late last week, a conversation started about our commenter Chris and his girlfriend.

He claimed she was a fine piece of ass.
No one doubted him.
He offered proof.
Who the hell are we to turn down proof?

So, without further adieu, allow me to introduce you to our very first reader submission. And I'll tell you, if they're all like this, bring that shit on.

Pic Friday: Bottoms Up.

Here's to the panties (Violet hates that word)!

HNT: Rye's Turn at Bat.

A few weeks ago, Rye sent this pair of gems to me while I worked diligently at the office. Not surprisingly, I got distracted shortly thereafter.

WVW: The Black Swan. And Why It's a Must See.

I used to see a lot of films. I don't anymore. Since moving to New York, maybe I've found better things to do. Or the films have gotten worse. Or too expensive. Or I'm just growing up. Whatever it is, it's true.

HOWEVER, I want to see the fuck out of this:

Worst Sex Writing of 2010. Really, That Bad.

Each year, The Guardian chooses the worst sex scene from a novel published that year. While the winner apparently faced serious competition from Jonathan Franzen (Really? Does this make me want to read Freedom more or less?), Rowan Somerville ultimately prevailed with his really terrible description of a great act in his book The Shape of Her.

Unfortunately for fans of terrible sex writing, it's only available in England. But we did at least get an excerpt out of this opus.

The Heat Is On.

It's cold outside. Snowing, in fact. So I needed something to warm me up. Hopefully, it does the trick for you as well.

Pic Friday: Stocking Up.

I've just realized, Violet really needs to have all of these stockings, leggings and garters. Now.

Top Ten Things I Love About Violet in the Bedroom Edition.

I could do 500. These came to mind first.

1. Her adventurous side. The fact that we even have this blog in the first place.

2. How her pussy tightens and contracts, folding like rolling waves over my fingers as I massage her g-spot to orgasm.

3. Her smile. Maybe it doesn't seem sexual to you, but it's one of my biggest turn ons.

4. How loud she is. Bitch is LOUD.

5. Her flush face right before she comes. It swims over her cheeks and envelops her from the neck down to her fat tits.

6. That little tongue that creeps out of her pussy lips, as if it's sticking out at me. She doesn't like it, but I love it.

7. Her ass (and puckered little asshole). The way is moves. The shape it takes when she bends over. The look she gives me when I dip inside her, finger or cock. Shock, desire, lust, eagerness.

8. The time she called me on a road trip with my brother so I could listen to her come. My brother was in the same hotel room with me and had no idea why I was being so quiet. And that there are thousands of moments just like this one that I can draw on when I'm alone.

9. Her big fat, full, slutty, always-showing-off-her-cleavage tits. And that she loves playing with them as much as I do.

10. That no matter what I throw her way, she's game. Eating cum, pegging, getting tied up, spanked, fingered in public, photo sessions, it's all fair game. And it makes me want to keep dreaming up new things to ask of her. I wonder when she'll say no...

Why did I make this list only ten?

WVW: I Love LaStarya Too

Hello, lovelies. Violet here, with a Web Vid Wednesday that I could watch over and over again. And have. And forced Rye to. While exclaiming things like, "It moves independently from the rest of her body!!"

Time to Play a Game.

And the name of that game is "Guess Which One is Rye". Below, you have three options of bulging cocks in tighty whities (and non-whities). Your job is to guess which one is Rye's bulging cock. Let the guessing begin in the comments. If you're lucky, we'll tell you just which one is the big guy.

Strap On Redux.

So how about a little update on my desire to get fucked by Violet and her rubber cock?

Pic Friday: Poor Baby.

Just a quick little love note to the sick hubby.

I want to make you feel all better. I'll play nurse, you see.

WVW: Fist and Squirt.

What more is here to say, really? For real, watch it. That title is no damn lie.

Tuesday of a Holiday Week.

So after a lost weekend with a visiting friend, we emerge on the other end with illnesses. Such fun. But that won't slow us down. After all, there is porn out there that needs tending to. Hopefully we'll have some new stories about us and galleries of Violet/Rye/both up soon, but for now, take in a bit of the internet's offerings.

Pic Friday: Tit Man.

I used to think I was more of a tit man. More and more lately, I'm coming to the realization that I'm  full fledged ass man. But the thing is, Violet makes the distinction REALLY difficult to make.

Not only does she have a top shelf fat ass that makes my dick rise anytime I see even a hint of it, but her tits are a glorious 34D. On a tiny ass woman, those suckers POP. And believe me, slut has plenty in her wardrobe that makes them do just that.

Male friends have even complained that it's just not fair, she's putting them out there and they just have to try and deal. Gay friends and ladies, however, know it's perfectly ok to grab one  (or both) of those fat titties and squeeze.

Today we celebrate tits. Because why shouldn't we?

A Lost Weekend.

We have a houseguest for the weekend. Which pretty much means no fucking. At least in the apartment. While they are here. And the shower seems to be a pretty good resource for a sneak fuck. Not all is lost, clearly.

So there won't be any of this...

WVW: Because You Can Last Longer Than This...

Often times, when watching porn, the mind starts to wander. You start to think, "How long have they been fucking? With the cuts, it's gotta be a good 45 minutes. That can't be good. Bust a nut already!" Or is that just me?

The video is not of these two, but this kid probs shoots after mere seconds.

Artsy Shit: At It Again.

You already know that Violet and I are fans of some artistic pornography. We make no disguise of that fact and share plenty. And sometimes, you want to look at nothing but, the same way other times, you want to see someone's ass get destroyed. This is the former. Look to our "Filthy Fuckers" series for the latter.

Pic Friday: Men and the Violet Who Loves Them.

Okay. We all know I'm partial to boobs. However, I like myself a big, fat slice of man as much as the next girl. Rye and I have been discussing lately how hard it is to find dude porn that appeals to me. Well, do we have a round up for you. Lady readers, I know you're out there, enjoy.

HNT: The Bermuda Triangle.

Aptly named, as once I enter, I never return. Well, eventually, but we're both forever changed.

Filthy Fuckers: The Sequel.

Since the last Filthy Fuckers post was one of our most popular posts so far, we figured we'd give you perverts another dose of some hardcore fucking. Good luck not jerking off!

WVW: Too Drunk to Fuck.

As an ode to our very own Friday night shenanigans, which found us apartment drunk and fucking on every conceivable surface (bed, floor, chair, kitchen counter, bathroom sink then back to the bed), we wanted to share others' drunk fucking.

Ball Trap.

Let's chat about male chastity belts. Is this something that folks are into? Any readers of this here blog locking their cocks into one of these puppies?

Photo Request 1.2

And... part 2. I know you sluts were waiting for this. You think Violet can shower without getting herself off? Try again.

Textual Intercourse.

Allow me to let you in on our life a bit. Not that nude photos and tales of filthy sex haven't let you in. But you know, something even more intimate. Into our phones.

A quick backstory on this; Violet has been under the weather lately. Which means there's a lot of this:

And she just watches. Or isn't even home to watch. And then she wallows in self pity for being unable to take down a cock.

However, as I awoke the other morning, I got this alert from V:

What We've Been Reading.

While one of our favorite bloggers, The Secretive Slut, has been pretty quiet lately, it's left us with a void in our blog readership. However, I'm happy to announce the discovery of two new faves (though if Jez and Cane come back, they'll find open arms).

They've both been around for a minute, which means plenty of backlogs to check out. And that never sucks.

Plus, one of them posts HNT's that look like this:

Via Hypersexual Girl

So go check out: 25 Things About My Sexuality and Hypersexual Girl. Now! What are you waiting for?

Photo Request 1.1

Per request of one of our most frequent commenters comes this series of photos. This is part 1 of 2. Stay tuned for more tomorrow.

Pic Friday: Return of the Tattooed Lady.

Round one went over quite well. So why not a round two? Fuck, if you love tattoos half as much as we do, then we're in good shape (erect is the shape I'm talking).

Lick It Up.

Let's just say I'm in a bit of a funk today. We all have our opinions when it comes to politics, and let's just say in this apartment, the floors slant to the left. We've both been trying to shake it, but it just sucks, any way it's sliced.

I'm trying to look on the bright side. Which means thinking of some perverted things to do to each other. Things that would gross out the bible belt. Things that are a little too much for the average bear.

So in keeping with this train of thought, I'll use this time to admit a fantasy of mine.

I want Violet to eat my come.

HNT: A Recreation.

Violet saw a certain photo on a recent blog post I put up and was confused as to where the asshole of this particular lady was, or whether she just had an oddly long vagina.

She believed the shot to be photoshopped (it def is), but in order to investigate further, I suggested she recreate the pose so we could get down to it.

I took a few shots. See if you can guess from the first just which photo and blog post this is from (hint, within the past week):

WVW: Late, But Not Forgotten.

We've been entertaining house guests. Which means a few things when you live in a small apartment. First and foremost, no sex.  Number two, a lot less blogging. As we get home and have to spend time with them (or just not look for porn), it makes blogging harder to accomplish.

Anticipation! An Election Day Special.

So it's election day. Which means that our American readers should be out voting today. Jerk off first if you have to, but cast that ballot.

In the spirit of election day, today's post is a thematic series of shots. Shots that are all about the moment right before you get it. The waiting game. The game I'll be playing tonight as I watch the results come in.

In anticipation of the anticipation, enjoy the anticipation.

Living for the City.

Figured I'd share some photos that remind me of being in the city. Not surprising that so many of them are people cooped up at home. With the fall nearly over and winter closing in, this is what my coming months look like.

Well, not this first one. That was summer. To be fair, so is the last one.

Milestones.

At the time of my writing this, we're at 19 followers and almost 25,000 views! Considering we started in July, that's nothing to sneeze at. We're super happy that so many of you are connecting with what we're putting up here.

19 followers will soon become 20, will become 25, 30 and on. And at 100, that video we keep telling you about will be made public.

We've also damn near posted 100 entries, which is also beyond me. But really, as long as you keep reading, commenting and emailing with requests, we'll stick around and give you the goods.

Any requests off the top? Hit us up at uncommonappetites@gmail.com. We've got only one photo request right now (which we'll get to soon), so if you've got anything you're dying to know or want to see, you know what to do.

And, by the way, thanks.

Pic Friday: Ass Obsessed.

As I was browsing for these images the past week, I had NO clue I was selecting so many shots of asses. I mean, it's clear that I am obsessed with ass. That much is known. But to this extent? Obviously, it's time for Violet to let me have her ass again, must have been too long.

HNT: How Is It Thursday?

Let's just say it's been VERY busy at work. And it will slow way the fuck down soon. For now, you'll have to suffice with Violet's ass doing yoga. Literally.

I know there's not much "H" in this HNT, but I got hard watching her stretch herself, so I figured it couldn't hurt to share.

Audiogasm.

My biggest turn on, hands down, is the female orgasm.

WVW: I Need a Rimjob, Hey Diggy Diggy.

It's Wednesday, let's eat some assholes! Who doesn't love a good rim job?

Fighting Off a Case of the Mondays.

Hope your weekend was as satisfying as ours.

Pic Friday: A Side of Kink

HNT: New Camera Puts in WORK.

And my how we love this thing. We have a feeling you will too.

WVW: Camille Can Really Work a Dick.

Not sure how you all feel about the vids we've been posting. They don't seem to get much feedback. However, we enjoy them and assume you do as well.

A particular favorite in the Violet & Rye household are those of cum slut Camille Crimson getting down on a cock. We happen to have found two of those this week. And rather than being withholding pricks, we figured you've earned both.

Without further adieu, Camille's big tits.

And this is where you'll find Camille Crimson and a friend sharing a cock.

Musings and Photos.

I hope you all enjoyed yesterday's tale from Violet as much as I did (see the comments on that post for details). I seriously cannot wait for the next visit into her lesbian dalliances. Until then, enjoy some photos that we've been enjoying.

Oh, and allow me a quick aside. The other day, while looking for photos to put on her post about her blossoming bisexuality, Violet had some trouble. And noticed that the web, even the "indie", "alt-porn" sites that we frequent, are flush with shots of blowjobs. What's the deal? Sure, head is delicious and I like to gander, but that's like only eating hamburgers for dinner. I'm an adventurous eater, folks, let's keep it fresh.

And keep on the lookout, the new camera is in our possession, so we'll get a gallery of Violet coming at you real soon. It also shoots video. But until we hit 100 followers, that shit stays on our hard drive. Recruit some friends to follow along and that day could be sooner than you think.

On Girl.

I kissed a girl before I ever kissed a boy.

Pic Friday: Artsy Shit.

Because shit, sometimes you want to spill over while looking at some indie porn. And who doesn't?

To Violet: Remember That Item On My Hit List?

You didn't force me to do it yet. Let this serve as a reminder that it's still very much on the table.