As Violet destroys each pair of tights she buys (she's clumsy), I keep the runny, torn sexiness sheaths in our sex toy drawer (yep, and entire drawer is now occupied).
But you see, Violet isn't too into the idea of stockings. Torn stockings, to be more specific. She feels that they look a little "rapey". Which is an entirely valid point. But that doesn't help my boner.
So, like the GGG slut she is, Violet indulged said boner. And my camera lens.
To say it in French: ooh la la, c'est tres sexy!
ReplyDeleteMmm. You can say that again...
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