We don't spend a lot of time talking to you guys about design. We're busy showing you our tits mostly? And we know that's how you like it. But when we stumbled across Francesco Morackini's Dildo Maker concept, we knew we had to share it with you guys.
Sadly, this brilliant and hilarious idea is, for now, just a concept. But that didn't stop Morackini from offering a long list of homemade dildo material suggestions.
Seriously, we can't stop laughing at the popsicle. A butter dildo? I mean now you are really speaking my language.
Should this concept ever actually be produced, we just have one request: can we have a little lever that adjusts for size and shape? Everyone's taste in carrots, popsicles and dicks is different, after all.