You Need To Have This.

That's right. Lelo just released the Tor II. You need to have it. And we mean have it, like, NOW. Go into debt if you have to.*

BECAUSE HOLY FUCK THIS TOY IS AWESOME.

This is one of the ads, which is a little too Ron Burgundy via James Bond for us. You'll probably like our photos better.

Here's why:

1. It turns your cock into a vibrator.
2. It TURNS YOUR COCK INTO A VIBRATOR.

See what we mean? You like this WAY better.

Yep, that's pretty much all you need to know. But since you're so greedy, we'll let you in on a bit more...

The ring looked a little stiff when we opened the stunningly beautiful, minimalist packaging. But it wasn't.

It stretches!

The buttons, like those on the Uma, seemed a bit difficult to work with at first glance. They weren't.

The bottons and charger hole are right on the top. And are totally easy to access, even with a shit-ton of pussy juice and lube all over your fingers.

The plastic at the top of the toy seemed maybe a little too hard. It wasn't.

Nice and snug. Yet comfy.

The vibration speed was disappointing at first, until we found it went SO much fucking faster.

This is Violet holding on as we up the speed.

This may look like a normal cock. But it's not, IT'S A VIBRATOR.

So yeah, we have not a single complaint. We got this thing a few weeks back and have used it several times. A few times around the cock and balls. A few around the shaft. It's never sucked.

Without fail, Violet squirms and bucks to a massive orgasm.

To be fair, Violet can come from penetration alone, regardless of clit stimulation, which we know is NOT the norm, at all. However, this little ring gives a whole lot of clit stimulation, so it should work wonders on those of you without Violet's vaginal capabilities. For us, it nuzzled right against the clit and as I thrust, it would graze, giving her little spasms until the big spasm came along, not long after.

Oh, and if giving your partner insane stimulation with your newly vibrating cock, it actually feels fucking good for your dick as well!

This is a dick, in case you needed a reminder.

Man, the thoughts of anal play with this thing are sending my brains into overdrive. WHY have we not tried this yet? Slip it onto a dildo and peg away! Slide it onto your cock and fill his/her ass with a vibrating, extra hard boner! Anal orgasms to the rescue!

Okay, that's enough of that. Just fucking buy it already, would you please?

*Don't go into debt, you stupid American!

This product was provided to us free of charge by Lelo in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines. If legal jargon gets you wet, you're welcome, perverts.