2.22.2012

You Need To Have This.

That's right. Lelo just released the Tor II. You need to have it. And we mean have it, like, NOW. Go into debt if you have to.*

BECAUSE HOLY FUCK THIS TOY IS AWESOME.

This is one of the ads, which is a little too Ron Burgundy via James Bond for us. You'll probably like our photos better.
Here's why:

1. It turns your cock into a vibrator.
2. It TURNS YOUR COCK INTO A VIBRATOR.

See what we mean? You like this WAY better.
Yep, that's pretty much all you need to know. But since you're so greedy, we'll let you in on a bit more...

The ring looked a little stiff when we opened the stunningly beautiful, minimalist packaging. But it wasn't.

It stretches!
The buttons, like those on the Uma, seemed a bit difficult to work with at first glance. They weren't.

The bottons and charger hole are right on the top. And are totally easy to access, even with a shit-ton of pussy juice and lube all over your fingers.
The plastic at the top of the toy seemed maybe a little too hard. It wasn't.

Nice and snug. Yet comfy.
The vibration speed was disappointing at first, until we found it went SO much fucking faster.

This is Violet holding on as we up the speed.
This may look like a normal cock. But it's not, IT'S A VIBRATOR.
So yeah, we have not a single complaint. We got this thing a few weeks back and have used it several times. A few times around the cock and balls. A few around the shaft. It's never sucked.



Without fail, Violet squirms and bucks to a massive orgasm.


To be fair, Violet can come from penetration alone, regardless of clit stimulation, which we know is NOT the norm, at all. However, this little ring gives a whole lot of clit stimulation, so it should work wonders on those of you without Violet's vaginal capabilities. For us, it nuzzled right against the clit and as I thrust, it would graze, giving her little spasms until the big spasm came along, not long after.


Oh, and if giving your partner insane stimulation with your newly vibrating cock, it actually feels fucking good for your dick as well!

This is a dick, in case you needed a reminder.
Man, the thoughts of anal play with this thing are sending my brains into overdrive. WHY have we not tried this yet? Slip it onto a dildo and peg away! Slide it onto your cock and fill his/her ass with a vibrating, extra hard boner! Anal orgasms to the rescue!


Okay, that's enough of that. Just fucking buy it already, would you please?

*Don't go into debt, you stupid American!

This product was provided to us free of charge by Lelo in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines. If legal jargon gets you wet, you're welcome, perverts.

18 comments:

  1. Lady P said she had a hard time pushing the buttons - did you guys feel the same way?

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    1. You know, with the Uma, which has very similar buttons, we had a bit of difficulty. However, there's something about these that works for us. The fact that you can hold it down and have it build up or slow down is a real fucking perk.

      -Rye

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  2. I'm certainly convinced... I've been seeing similar reviews. And yes, you're so right about not going into debt. Saving pennies now!

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    1. Scrape it together and go to town! Glad we could help further convince you. It's a lot of fun.

      -Rye

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  3. Great review and great pictures to show the product in use. I have the Tor I, and we found the power a little weak. I think the buttons are a little hard to deal with, which incentives the user to choose a specific setting and leave it be.

    For guys looking for a hands-free orgasm, this won't do the trick. But it can be paired with another vibe, like the Lelo Ina to hold you on the edge for hours, which I've written about on my blog.

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    1. Thanks Patrick!

      They must have bumped the power considerably this time around. This thing was a fucking rocketship of power. But yes, the buttons are a bit tough. However, adjusting them quickly mid-fuck, isn't the worst thing that's ever happened. Especially with the results produced.

      Thanks for chiming in!

      -Rye

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  4. You must try the BoB!

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    1. No joke! Hoping we get sent one soon!

      -Rye

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  5. Great,looking forward to see what you think of it!

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  6. Your cock is nice and long so you have lots of room left over on your dick to sink it deep into you wife`s pussy...long cocks work better with a ring ..more dick length is always better eh?

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    1. Ha ha ha! I mean, not always. But I'm pretty happy with what we're working with. '

      - Violet.

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  7. You most defiantly have me sold on it. I am already begging my man to get it for a Christmas present for the both of us. Amazing blog thanks for sharing what everyone want to know about but most are afraid to share.

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  8. Humm this totally made my day. I've been reading your blog for a while and like a good girl started all the day from the beginning,and I'm happy I did.But this...it was probably the biggest discovery ever and it made me even happier that I'm following you guys.
    Thank you!

    -Leo

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    1. Oh wow, that's so kind of you to say! Really glad you found us and are working your way through! Starting from the beginning takes some real restraint, so good on you! Hope you're enjoying everything you're finding!

      -Rye

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  9. Well Rye I didn't exactly say I haven't seen the beginning now have I,I'm not that strong minded.Your blog helps tremendously considering I'm in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend and we find this blog a bridge for our imagination and what we want to do with each other when I get home.Keep the excellent work!

    -Leo

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    1. Oh man, that's so fucking sweet! We love comments like this, it really helps bring it all full circle for us. Thanks so much for sharing your story with us and send our love to your long distance partner!

      -V+R

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