4.09.2012

Best Public Sex?

Last week on Twitter, we posed the question, "What was your best experience with public sex? Where was it? (Not actual location.) Beach? Forest?" We thought perhaps a few people would respond, but you guys really enjoyed this one. So did we. Without further adieu, a compilation of our filthy Twitter followers' public sex adventures!


Last weekend on top of the mountain in Tennessee, on the back of the ATV, all covered in mud. 
In a church loft while a wedding was going on below us...we were just hoping they wouldn't ring the bells!! 
Softball field outside a high school with my first girlfriend. Could I have picked a more stereotypically "dykey" location!? 
Local park. Fun lighthearted sex. After I tied the condom up and then flicked it at her off my fingers like a rubber band... 
Favorite outdoor sex session: nude beach =) 
Against a leaning arbutus tree, just off a beach trail, on the way back from a relaxing day at the nude beach :) 
Jungle, volcanoside, 2000 feet. A mongoose watched us. It should be noted that the volcano was fully dormant. 
The community park's wooden post and beam playground set.
My best outdoor fuck was in some hot springs next to a massive waterfall, surrounded by sunshine and dragonflies! 
Behind the gazebo at someone else's wedding! (not during the ceremony). We did get caught once though, (at a) wedding, in the "games room" of the mansion. The bartender apparently needed to get to the stock room on the other side. Stopped because kegs were being carried through the room and it wasn't so sexy anymore. It was interesting ordering drinks after! 
Best outdoor fuck? In a local park, under a tree during a high school football game...illuminated by a police spotlight. Whoops! 
Outdoor hot tub/back yard at a friends house we were watching. 
Beach! 
The most public place you can have sex in 2012, is on the internet. ;)
Mayan Ziggurat for sure.
Standing up against some granite near a stream. 
Had some wonderful sex on the roof of a NY hotel. On a bench, looking up where the stars would be. Well, she was looking up. 
Not strictly outdoors, but on a billiards table in a private members club in London. We were so afraid someone would catch us! It was a private members club, i.e. lots of old men who use the club as a second home. Like a country club I think? It was so erotic though. The room was wood panelled, full of books. Only lights were two spotlights above the table. 
Tent in some woods in Texas. Mmm, sweaty. My dream is the London Eye though. One day I'll be able to say that. 
Blue Lagoon, Iceland... 
Baseball field...home plate.
In a tree house over her sleeping parents while camping. Pussy tastes better when in danger of getting caught. 
In the "moat" at Castillo de San Marcos in St. Augustine, FL. ;) 
On craggy rocks at the ocean's edge. Hawt. 
Fire escape balcony! #toohot 
Bowling green bench. :P 
Torn between two: a waterfall in Wales or a woodland glade in the New Forest...woods probably wins, because we weren't caught by someone dog walking! 
Hot air balloon. The newly qualified pilot on her first flight after passing test. She had to bend over and let me control the balloon. I just pumped it full of heat then gave the balloon some as well. 
Once at the beach and once at Natural Bridge park. Equally awesome. 
Playground! It was at night *BUT* it was the playground of an Christian school. #DirtyGirl
Outside a court house on a rock middle of the day. 
On a beach that had some huge rocks creating a cave. 
Woods!
And there you have it! Add yours in the comments, if you didn't already Tweet one at us! 

32 comments:

  1. One of the more dangerous items listed here is something that, I think, is going to come true in the near future. We shall see...

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    1. Can't wait to hear what it is and how you pulled it off!

      -Rye

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  2. I am in awe at the moat at St. Augustine...that is VERY public. Bravo! On of ours was at an apartment complex pool that was centered in the middle with all the apartment balconies facing us.

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    1. I thought the same thing about the moat - I've been there recently and WOAH, that is bold. :)

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    2. We looked it up, and hell yeah that's impressive! Gotta love the balls on that couple!

      -Rye

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  3. Anal sex on a park bench at night :)

    - tori

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    1. WOW! Public anal? That's a first from this list, FOR SURE.

      -Rye

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  4. Near a lake, that was being used for waterskiing alot - which we found out while "being in the middle of it" (dont know how to put it in perfect english, sorry). Was quite fun though, alot of people waving at us! :-)

    2nd Place, because we got caught and couldnt finish: Changing Room at a big german store, a nice employee wanted to know if she was alright - we decided to work on being silent further on. ;-)

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    1. Ha ha ha! Caught twice, eh? Not a very good batting average for you two!

      -Rye

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    2. Definitively, but these are the ones you remember most!

      Btw.: Does rubbing each other to orgasm with your clothes on while standing in a 70.000 people crowd while attending an Iron Maiden concert count as public sex? If so, make it third place in my previous comment! Funny thing is, that time we didnt get caught. (… or no one cared, dont know)

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    3. Ha ha. And remember them for good reason! And sure that counts! And is really hot.

      -Rye

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  5. Lacrosse field at my college. ;-)

    But then there was that time I think I've mentioned before when we started to lay down to do it on the college quad & I looked up and saw a skunk aiming at us...

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    1. Lovely! We're assuming you were on that field at night? Broad daylight would really change that one. And the skunk story is amazing!

      -Rye

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  6. In the back of a minivan...in a commuter parking lot in broad daylight on a Sunday...with my wife who was 8+ months pregnant!

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    1. Wow! 8 months and still flexible enough for car fucking? That's reason enough to buy a minivan.

      -Rye

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  7. Sex with my wife in the ocean while people swam by/around us. ;)

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  8. I have always had a penchant for outdoor public sex. Top 3:
    1) On the front steps of the art museum in Chattanooga (Night time with people walking around.) had to move slow to not draw attention
    2) On the fire escape of a fort on Tybee Island, GA during a wedding reception. People were urging us to dance. We had a better plan in mind.
    3) Chattanooga again. On the riverfront in the park this time. around 11pm. On the lawn overlooking the city. Shortly after we finished (as in i had to pull out carefully so as not to give ourselves up), a homeless man showed up and decided to have a 10 minute conversation about his dashed hopes as a minor league pitcher, and how he fell off the wagon, leading to his homelessness after drinking away his dental practice... all with my dick hanging out of my pants, leaning on our sides "spooning"

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    1. It really sounds like you've got a penchant, alright! That's a seriously impressive list you've got there. And all these southern locations just making us itch for a road trip. Especially Tybee, heard it's just gorgeous there.

      -Rye

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  9. in the back seat of a car parked in the new orleans airport. had to lay low so people walking/driving by wouldn't see. then we thought "wait, are there cameras in here?" haha

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    1. Ha ha! Always the cameras, right? They're all over the place in NY, so it makes it tricky for sure. But good for you two, plowing right ahead in an airport parking lot!

      -Rye

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  10. Highway overpass. This is a newly built one near our place and has limited access. We've been out there and done it a few times.

    Also on a golf course next to the highway.

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    1. Oh wow, major transportation hubs all the way, eh? Hot.

      -Rye

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  11. Reading other people's adventures reminded me of a few of my own:
    First time receiving oral sex: in the woods on a class camping trip in high school
    First time with a girl: on a bench, in a graveyard! She had her hand down my pants an her tongue down my throat so we didn't notice the people walking by with their dog!
    Worst sex of my life: in the back of a car, in the parking lot of a Christian school, on Easter Sunday eve. (wasn't the location that made it bad, just the person... But I'm pretty sure if there is a hell that guaranteed my spot in it!)

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    1. Man, car sex is just never as good as you think it'll be! I don't normally equate graveyards with sexiness, but now I probably will a little. ; )

      - Violet.

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    2. Not so sure about that. My girlfriend and I have had some absolutely rocking sex in the back (and the front - and transitionally) of my car (Toyota corolla, nothing fancy or large).

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  12. 1)hummer at a taxi stand in a town square of Athens Greece.
    2)In the ocean chest deep off the coast of Sounion Greece.
    3)The hood of my Jeep in the dark parking lot of a busy club.
    4)The drive in movies in my Firebird,went on too long,
    the movies were over,and many cars were leaving,but we weren't finished;
    (she was on top) somehow we sealed the deal in the glare of passing headlights.

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    1. A lovely collection of memories you've got there! What we wouldn't give to fuck in the oceans of Greece!

      -Rye

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  13. Most of my experiences with my first girlfriend was not in the confines of a bedroom because there are so little chances of us visiting each other in their homes. So here are some of the more interesting adventures we went on.

    A great blowjob for me and I returned the favor by fingering her hard in store backdoor alleys for a large, high traffic mall as my first sexual experience (before that, we were heavily licking and petting each other in a bookstore, hottest hour ever). We got caught by a security guard patrolling the backdoor alleys in another mall once, we smiled at him and he smiled back and went on his merry way, lucky encounter.

    In a few college classrooms, fortunately we could lock the door from the inside. Let's just say we utilized everything we could find in there, desks, the lecturer's table, even fooled around completely naked for awhile cause the windows were one way. :P In the same college we also gave each other orgasms in the stairwell (lots of foreplay makes orgasms quick and intense.), the toilet, backstage of the auditorium and almost in the library.

    In an abandoned row of shops, floor was real dirty so we had to do it standing up, got caught by several college students who were lucky enough to understand the situation while we were making out, things got really intense (she was literally dripping!) after they left. Got a few great blowjobs in the cinema, she still blames me for making her miss some good parts of Rapunzel, according to her, my fault because "my cock was hard and she couldn't just ignore it" petted her until she came for the rest of the movie as reciprocation.

    My favorite experiences with her wasn't instances where we had orgasms though, it's just the general naughtiness that leads to them. I fingered her deep for at least a few minutes in a really high traffic corridor filled with college students and didn't get found out. She sneaks her hand into my pants and gropes randomly in places in the middle of the mall quickly. Sneaking her tongue into a kiss. And my absolute favorite moment was an hour of teasing her anus and pussy while she seated, and concentrating fully on, playing Cooking Mama on my Nintendo DS, on a bench at her college entrance. :P

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    1. This is such an amazing list of experiences! Thank you so much for sharing, we really enjoyed reading through this. And now we're thinking we need to start fucking in public a lot more!

      -Rye

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  14. In my car on the side of the New York thruway. Lots of traffic going by. We hadn't seen each other in a week, and we were pretty sure we wouldn't make it to our destination unless we got it out of the way. Maybe a bit awkward for the positions I forced myself into (have you ever tried to eat pussy in a corolla? not that easy), but it was totally worth it.

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    1. Ha ha ha ha! This is amazing. And destroys my assertion that nothing good ever happens in a Toyota Corolla. ;)

      - Violet.

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