2.14.2012

You're Our Valentines.

In yesterday's post, Violet made it quite clear how we feel about Valentine's Day. It's a day made for fucking, not crap chocolates and overpriced (and overhyped) roses. 

Our Valentine's evening will probably just look like this.
So in that spirit, we wanted to turn to you, this collective group of Valentines, our dear readers, and find out a little more about what makes you tick sexually. You hear plenty about what V and I think about all things sexual, so it's time to get a little back. This isn't posturing, we actually really want to know. So chime in on the comments and tell us about these three things:

1. What's your favorite sexual position?
2. What's the strangest thing you've masturbated with?
3. What's your fondest sexual memory?

Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day, whether it's just another day, a special holiday that you're all googly eyed about or a "fuck you for even mentioning it" kind of day.

Now fire away, perverts, we're dying to know!

33 comments:

  1. 1. Bent over the bed, of course. Or him on top. Or me face down. Or legs over his. Seriously, you expect us to pick??

    2. Uhmmmm... a travel shampoo bottle? *blush*

    3. Last summer's drunken sex-passing out after orgasm thingy was pretty awesome... But I'm kinda also looking forward to tonight. ;)

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    1. 1. All great, so how can you pick, really?
      2. Whoa! Up in there? Or just over the clit? Either way, HOT.
      3. Nice! Hope last night was another great addition to the memory books.

      -Rye

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  2. 1... on my back... legs straight up resting on his shoulders
    2... filled a condom with water and froze it.. voila- a frozen dildo
    3... on a rock. in the middle of a small river. at the base of a smallish waterfall. (and yes, it turns out there were people watching)

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    1. 1. Wow! Nice and open, allows for some deep thrusting, eh? Very hot.
      2. That's amazing! And sounds fucking COLD! Was it good?
      3. Seriously hot. Even better with some people getting a show.

      -Rye

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  3. 1. In a woman -- front, behind, missionary, reverse cowgirl, swinging from the fucking chandeliers, but inside a cunt.

    2. A Sybian And yes I've used it -- and yes, I'm a guy.

    3. I'm getting to the age where any sex I can remember is a fond memory.

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  4. Love your blog...
    1. Her on her stomach with a pillow under her hips while I come in from behind loving the way her cheeks feel on my hips as I thrust...
    2. I put a dildo in a plastic bag with some lube then wrapped a kitchen towel around it and used tape to secure it. I removed the dildo and secured the lubed up towel pocket to a cordless drill. I put the dildo where it belonged and slipped my cock into the towel pocket. Forward, reverse, slow, fast, repeat. Wow!
    3. My fondest would be my first. We were very young, in an alley standing up with her against a fence...I lasted no more than 5 seconds. But I made it up to her later...

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    1. 1. I'm a big fan of that one as well.
      2. We had to read that one a few times to understand just how it worked. Sounds incredibly complex, but good? Hopefully it was worthwhile!
      3. Public fucking for the virginity loss? Shockingly hot!

      -Rye

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  5. 1. Cowgirl. Oh. My. God. Love that view, love the way it makes her COME, and when things are right, makes her squirt. A lot.

    2. Pocket pussy. (I know, it's pretty tame)

    3. Outdoor sex is awesome. Two that stand out are 1. doing it at night by the ocean on the rocks. And 2, hiking in the White Mountains, we stopped to take a bathroom break, she disappeared, only to call me up the trail where she was, only to have her point out that behind that rock would make a great place to fuck. She was right (she always is).

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  6. 1. IF I have to pick, I'd say on my back, legs back, pelvis tilted up (cars and couches accommodate this well), cock plowing away. Guaranteed squirt-fest.
    2. Venus razors had a vibrating model. Weak, but made do in a pinch.
    3. Fondest... The first time I had a (sober) all-out, no holds barred, launching into outer-space orgasm that was so powerful it required utter abandon and release of any conscious control or inhibition. Fond because after more than 25 partners, and 17 years of sexual activity I had only just found a partner I trusted and loved in a way I felt safe enough to let go and come SO HARD.

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    1. 1. If you had to pick, you picked a great position! Love that you can squirt as well!
      2. Totally weak, but I always imagined girls were getting themselves off with it back when I was a student. I mean, why wouldn't you?
      3. That's seriously sexy. So happy you found that person!

      -Rye

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  7. 1. Cowgirl. Beautiful view, and if we can work the rhythm and get the angle right, i can make her come like whoa.
    2. Latex glove with a little lube.
    3. Fondest. Outdoors adventures have a special place for me. One is in the woods of New Hampshire, hiking in a beautiful area, making love to a woman who is beautiful in every way.

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  8. 1. Her on top so I can bite her nipples. Or doggy style. Or from behind in spoons.
    2. Erm... Hotel-supplied moisturiser...
    3. My fondest is actually from the best "quickie" ever. We couldn't keep our hands off each other. We got back to her flat and as soon as the front door was shut I got on my knees in front of her. Lifted up her long skirt and pulled her panties to one side. I made her cum with just my tongue. She went and lay on her bed. Again I lifted her skirt, and again I pulled her panties aside, fucking her as she lay in a spent heap. After we came again I zipped myself up and went to the meeting I was late for.

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    1. 1. All great choices!
      2. That's definitely not too strange, I do that pretty much any time I'm in a hotel!
      3. That's amazing! An oral quickie, nothing wrong with that.

      -Rye

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  9. 1. Sitting on him with legs wrapped around him so I can hug his neck and pull his hair and he can bury his face in my breasts.
    2. Electric toothbrush when I was younger, and saran-wrapped asparagus a bit later to get my head around dildos...
    3. An hour's worth of the most gorgeous pussy-licking you can imagine, in which he kept me in a constant state of pre-orgasm for about twenty minutes, to the extent that I couldn't talk properly. Amazing.

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    1. 1. HOT.
      2. Holy shit! That's crazy! LOVE the asparagus. We've definitely gone cucumber or small eggplant, but a bundle of veggies? Pretty nifty. Did it work well? And that's pretty much what electric toothbrushes are for, right? Oh, and maybe the teeth thing...
      3. Amazing indeed. That's a fine evening.

      -Rye

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  10. Love the blog guy and gal!

    1. Cowgirl...because he can play with and I can suffocate him with my breasts while his dick hits my g-spot ever so perfectly...!!
    2. As a teenager experimenting with masturbation, I found that my vibrating pore cleanser happened to do a quite nice job. The suction was especially nice!
    3. My fondest memory would be the first time I visited my long-distance love. We were in a hotel with kids in the next room over (we saw them after checking in) and he ate my pussy out for close to two hours. I must have cum at least 7 or 8 times! I'm pretty sure everyone heard me, and I didn't care! :)

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    1. 1. There's definitely a trend going on here!
      2. All these vibrating toiletries, clearly the only reason any of them were made to do that!
      3. Two hours? Oh man, I hope he got a neck massage after that one! So hot that you can just keep coming from oral like that!

      -Rye

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  11. Awesome doing a questionnaire!

    1. My favorite position is missionary. I love kissing and looking at each other during sex. And I can normally get off in missionary, so why not? I really don't have a "not" favorite position.
    2. Oh gosh. The legs on my barbies... from when I first started masturbating and had no money.
    3. I can't settle on a single memory. I was in a 9-year relationship that made me feel the worst about myself in every way. I smelled too much, tasted bad, my juices were nasty, my desires were ignored and considered abnormal. To flip to the complete opposite where everything about me is beautiful, and loved, and valued - every day contains love and validation and makes a new favorite memory.

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    1. 1. This is pretty true of us as well. V can get off in pretty much any configuration, so all are welcome.
      2. Ha ha! Barbie is SO slutty!
      3. So glad you're experiencing the great things life has to offer. V and I were both in some shitty relationships that left us in similar places, so it's pretty much completely life changing to longer feel that, and in fact feel just the opposite. Really happy for you both!

      -Rye

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  12. 1. Favorite position is straddling him. He is a rather endowed man, and I like to be able to control the thrust. I also love that this gives him access to stroke between my ass cheeks.
    2. The back of a hair brush.... I really enjoy anal play.
    3. Earlier today I walked into our bedroom and was encased by his scent. He was standing in the closet picking out clothes to wear. When I walked in he offered to relieve my sexual need. I threw on a pair of heels to accommodate his height and we had amazing sex right there. When he pulled out his semen splattered my leg and is probably the hottest thing I have seen in 24 hours....

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    1. 1. Totally great position for when your man is hung like a horse, feel you on that one. And it's pretty amazing for a bit of ass play, after all, the guy's just looking for stuff to do with those hands when they're free.
      2. Ooh. To be spanked with? Or you rubbed it on yourself?
      3. HOT. Just plain hot.

      -Rye

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  13. 1. Giving oral to a girl...I just love it, can spend hours doing this.
    2. As a boy using a condom filled with lube to see if it felt like a nice wet pussy, the sensation was awesome.
    3. Oh so many, but one is being with my Polish ex-gf who would get as wet as any girl I knew just through kissing. One sunny day kissing her in my room and while she was naked and watching a slither of her juices just drip and then hang from her lovely shaven pussy, until I could watch it glisten in the sun, while hanging between her thighs. I then proceeded to get down on my knees, pushed her against the wall and give her oral while she watched this all in the mirror facing her, while pinching hard on her fantastic nipples. She came many times over and over in my mouth :)

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    1. 1. That's my kind of man! Props to fellow pussy lovers!
      2. Ah, very nice. And practice while you were at it.
      3. Man, that's DELICIOUS!

      -Rye

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  14. 1. That really depends on the partner! I do love me some 69, though. Because, what's better than oral sex? Mutual oral sex! All those lips and tongues and hands wandering around... what's not to love.

    2. A nice big organic carrot fresh out of the fridge. It was a bit cool at first, but adjusted to my (immense) body heat really quickly. It was the only time I ever used some kind of vegetable for fun (other than eating) and I kind of felt guilty afterwards. After all you shouldn't play with food, right? So I ate it. :)

    3. Not long ago I had a kind of long distance thing going on with a wonderful man who really understood me and my needs. This may sound really strange, but we had the most awesome sex using an instant messenger. First we laid out a scene together, writing in turns, describing everything from foreplay to cuddling afterwards. It was like the best possible sex scene in your favourite novel, only we'd write it ourselves - naturally touching ourselves while we were at it. We were writing for 5 or 6 ours, articulating our thoughts, feelings, fantasies and sensations. It was incredibly intense and it gets me soaking wet just thinking about it. Now, uhm, excuse me while I enjoy some good memories. :)
    ~Rena

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    1. 1. Ooh, 69, eh? We've never been huge fans, as we're all about focusing on each other at one time with the oral. Though it can be fun for a few minutes!
      2. HOT. Love food fuckers! And love that you ate it after!
      3. Mmm. We, clearly, would know nothing about getting hot while writing something... ;)

      -Rye

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  15. Let's see
    1 . in a t position... I can play with her clit or ass or tits as mood dictates...

    2. Having a vibe stuck in my ass as my girl watched me..

    3... Not sure .. will have to think about this one.. too many to pick one

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    1. 1. A fine choice!
      2. Sounds quite familiar...
      3. It's a hard one, isn't it?

      -Rye

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    2. Guess I should have explained number 2 a little more.. The young lady had bought a clone a willy dildo making kit... So the vibe was an actual life size replica of my own cock...
      number 3 would have to be the year I lived with a young lady that opened up new sexual horizons for me.. There wasn't anything she would say no to me to try and I always tried whatever she wanted.. could tell stories that would curl your toes but boy did I enjoy myself...

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    3. Ah, definitely makes a bit more sense now! And as for #3, that's seriously amazing. We wish that type of relationship for all of our readers to have experienced, at least for a time.

      -Rye

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    4. Have you ever thought about making a copy of Rye's cock to use in your peggings sessions? And the young lady I mentioned felt that we should try all our little fantasies at least 3 times.. Best thing was we could talk about it after each try to see if we could make it what we were wanting to do over....

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    5. Certainly have not thought of that. But now it's up there in the brain juices!

      And how wonderful! Shouldn't we all have that attitude? Life is too fucking short to not try those things we desire, as long as we're not hurting others. And yep, communication is the hottest!

      -V

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  16. Love love love this thread.

    1 - Depends on my mood/partner to a certain extend but usually doggie
    2 - Ex gf's thong wrapped around my cock while I jerked off
    3 - When I was 20ish or so, my gorgeous, slutty ex-gf and I went to a porn theatre, got into a booth and she rode me while we watched a gangbang scene

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    1. Love, love, LOVE your responses!

      1. Doggy is a nice selection. Gets V's g-spot just right and she really loses it!
      2. Sounds about right.
      3. WOW. Seriously kinky. Way to go, you!

      -Rye

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