5.16.2011

Pull Over, That Ass Is Too Fat.

We all know how much Rye loves his ass. You may not know that I also have an affinity for the back end (who am I kidding, you totally know that).

Last night, as Rye and I walked to meet friends for dinner, we commented on how pleasant it was having skirts back in the city. Women here are real butt sluts and show what they've got. To a distracting degree.












13 comments:

  1. I like those butts, and I cannot lie.

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  2. Such great ass, hard to choose a favorite!

    -Rye

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  3. Love this post...and bonus points for quoting a Trick Daddy song LOL.

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  4. Ha ha! Glad you caught that. Though it was a pretty obvious play.

    -Rye

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  5. Thanks guys for your pictorial homage to the female ass. I think the ass coated with sprinkles says it all: delectable! There's just something about a big round ass. To quote Spinal Tap: "the more the cushion, the better the pushin'..."

    p.s. Fuck, I'm old. That movie came out in 1984. :-(

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  6. Still one of the best films ever made! "Working on a sex farm..."

    -Rye

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  7. "Talk about bum cakes, My gal's got 'em!"

    And don't forget Queen's epic ass ode "Fat Bottomed Girls!"

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  8. Thwarted by the old smart phone vs. internet... comment I meant to make when this post was started:

    "Thank you Rye for fueling my ass obsession."

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  9. Ah, I found you out, Jesse. Glad you've got a blog I can check in on!

    And of course, happy to help. Though actually, Violet was entirely to thank for this series. Apparently, she's got a similar outlook as you when it comes to the ass.

    -Rye

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  10. Was trying to sort out how best to comment... anonymously? google account? wordpress? url? seems the name and url are best. wordpress and blogger try to communicate too much and takes slower than I'd like (a whole minute!)

    i think i wrote a poem with you two as inspiration.. a muse as it were, but would have to go back and try to remember which. wasn't a "ode to" or anything, just a spark that set me off.

    Glad to know Violet has a healthy taste for butts ;)

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  11. Ha ha! Ah, the joy of technology. So many options, yet so few you love.

    And we love that you were inspired to write a poem! We'd love to know which, if you have the chance to dig.

    Violet's love for ass probably didn't come as much of a surprise, now did it?

    -Rye

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  12. No surprise at all. I like most that she loves yours and can appreciate the ladies as well. Seems only fair that in such a harsh world we appreciate beauty when we see it.

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  13. @Jesse - Beautifully stated.

    -Rye

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