Mind you, my orgasms are never sad by any stretch, but when you put something up my ass, especially something as brilliantly contoured and smooth as the Lelo Bob, the grunts and groans that emit from me are almost caveman-like by comparison.
But when that Bob prostate massager slid up my ass for the first time...
It's hard, but not too hard.
It's curved so it nestles just right.
It's smooth, for an easy glide in.
And an easy glide out.
Then a rougher glide in.
And a rougher glide out.
Eventually, you tell Violet to put the fucking camera down, grab the handles on that thing and work it while you make noises that rival some sort of wild animal.
While no, I didn't come from the use of this toy alone, I came REALLY, REALLY close. Practice might help make that happen. And if we're talking about this toy, I'm all about the practice.
The first time we used it, Violet sat between by legs, working it in and out, staring up at me with a look of shock, awe and some disbelief at a man that had never before been so worked up over anal play.
Our suggestion? Buy it. It's the best plug I own, hands down.
*This product was provided to us free of charge by Eden Fantasys in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines. If legal jargon gets you wet, you're welcome, perverts.