On Rimming.

Allow me to go on a bit of a tangent here (But, you ask, how can it be a tangent if it's the point of the piece? Shut up, I'm on a roll!).

You know what I love, no matter what side of the coin I'm on? A good old fashioned rim job.

Have I talked about this before? Yes?

Oh, I'm talking about it again? Weird.

First of all, getting a rim job? I am new to that world. And still on the early end of the experience spectrum. But the very first time I got one, it was at the mouth of Violet. She instructed me to sit on her face. And you think I hesitated? She, with all her lesbian history, knew just what to do with a tight, waiting hole.

Warm. Wet. Eager. V dove into my asshole like a fucking Olympic contender. I was not ready for such attentiveness. Before I knew it, my hand gripped my rigid cock and stroked it like a goddamn teenager. Minutes later, a load the size of a small nation erupted from me, soaking V's full, soft, slutty tits in a shower of spunk.

I know. And this was just the first time.

So yeah, for anyone that's been on the receiving end, we know that having your asshole eaten is really something special.

But giving a rim job?

Very little in the world that bests it. You all know how much I worship the act of eating pussy already and that given a circumstance where I could only choose one sexual act for the rest of my life, it would be to slide my tongue into a slippery, juicy, rich, creamy pussy.

But the asshole? Hiding ever so slyly behind that delicious cunt? Sopping up the juices as I suck on V's engorged fuckhole, begging to have a tongue flick, circle, dash around it? Swirling in the escaped pussy juice. Slathering my face in V's wetness as I squirm and work my way deep between her fat, ripe, cushiony ass-cheeks.

Winter's the best time for a feasting of V's midsection, with my beard in full swing, I like to sop up all of her drippings and smell her for hours after.

Pungent. Sexual. All her.

Last night I ate V's pussy for a half hour, burying my face into her and fucking around until I decided it was time to focus. And focus I did. The best moment of it all is when she reaches orgasm. She tightens, then looses. Bucks under me, pushing her inner cunt hard against fingers that have been caressing her bulging g-spot. I pull those fingers out and dive in hard with my tongue. I can usually get half of my tongue inside her pulsating hole, tasting those deep juices on the tip. My beard was soaked with her. As friends came over for drinks. Then dinner. Then dessert. Then more drinks. At the end of it all, I could still catch the subtlest scent of V's pussy on my cheeks.

There's almost nothing better. That's a lie. You know what's better? Sucking on that tight little hole of hers in the back when I'm through tearing apart that fuckhole of hers.

Maybe next time.