Ten Rules for Eating Pussy.

The other day on Twitter, the lovely and beautiful Camille Crimson was asked about starting "The Art of Cunnilingus" (As a separate note, why does that come up as a misspelling? Female bias, motherfuckers!), to which she responded thusly.

It's a good sign if she does this.

This kicked off a slew of Tweets between us, Camille and the delicious sex blogger Daisy Danger. About the rules of pussy eating. Which got me to thinking, why not put together a top ten list?

The first two are from Daisy, who you should follow and read already.

1. Don't trace the alphabet, that never works!
2. That isn't it. It's to the left. No, your other left. Oh!
3. When I say don't stop, it means don't fucking stop!
4. Or slow down!
5. Or speed up!
6. If she asks for a change-up, make the change, don't fucking cry about it.
7. No matter what you may hear, it's not a "love button", so stop pushing it.
8. Unless you're a dog, lapping is inappropriate.
9. You're not eating a burrito, focus!
10. That's my asshole, but keep trying.

Do you have more? Add them in the comments! These rules must be learned.