Hi, lovelies. We need to talk about Azealia Banks.
I'm sorry I didn't mention her to you before, but you see, I only just found out about her today, somehow. This is a Harlem-bred, twentysomething, badass bitch rocket set for launch right about now.
Two brief disclaimers: 1) we all know about my inclination toward hip hop. Azealia is no exception to this rule, dropping bombs that give us glimmers of early Lil Kim. Good Lil Kim. DIRTY Lil Kim. 2) If you do not appreciate or cannot tolerate the use of the word 'cunt', stop now, turn back. This is not for you. Come to think of it, if you do not appreciate or cannot tolerate the word 'cunt', you probably don't hang around here too much.
Fasten your seat-belts, please.
I really hope she sticks around and sticks to her guns. Keeps dancing like a maniac, giving us close-ups of her dead sexy mouth and telling us where to lick it and stick it.
She embodies something that makes me really excited that we don't get to see out in the world very often: a girl can be sexy, really like sex, really like talking about sex and seduce the shit out of you while she SMILES. We don't always have to pout. We don't always have to smolder. Sometimes we can tell you to stick your tongue in our pussy with a smile on our face, because - ladies, gentlemen - we know you're going to do it.