2.25.2012

Wiener Porn.

Just so you're all prepared, what follows is full-on, hardcore, unadulterated wiener porn. Sizzling hot lengths of meat. Tube steaks.


Well, the kind that you eat. Wait, the kind that you swallow. Shit, you guys, the kind that are made from beef and pork and get slathered with mustard and sauerkraut!*
Bark is one of our favorite stops in Brooklyn. As you can see above, their hot dogs get an absolutely pornographic slather in smoked lard butter, which gives them a distinctive smokiness and an addictive snap when you bite into them. Not to mention the fact that they smoke their fatback in one of the sexiest restaurants in Brooklyn, Char No. 4. Bark is also very careful and very transparent about where they source their meat, dairy and other things from. Yes, that's right, we are sluts for sustainability. They also happen to make the best cheese fries in New York City.

Check them out next time you're around. And keep your eyes peeled: if there is a hungry-looking girl gesturing for her Bark dog to come on her tits, it's probably me!

*(Uh, if that is how you eat your dicks, go ahead and send us a photo submission?)

2 comments:

  1. Sluts for sustainability are my kinda sluts!

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    1. Oh, perfect! We'll get along just fine.

      - Violet.

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