5.30.2012

Rye Cleans Up.

For someone with such a filthy mind, he cleans up nicely. It is seriously way too rare that we get to objectify him in quite this way. Lathered up, stark naked, bathed in sunshine. I just love the way the water spins off all his parts. We think you will too.

Also, of note, outdoor showers are basically the best places in existence.


Right after I snapped this picture, I said, aloud, "Hellooo, forearms."


There is something about the juxtaposition of weathered wood panels and this man's body that makes me start fanning myself with nearby objects. It got hot in here, right? It wasn't just me?



Er, did you need any help lathering up again? I'd be happy to help. Just saying.



Who else is ready to start campaigning for the inclusion of outdoor showers in all future Brooklyn construction projects? 

18 comments:

  1. It should be a great sensation of freedom!

    Eros&Afrodite

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  2. LOVE outdoor showers. I'd venture to say it's one of my favorite parts about the beach. Also, LOVE naked men. They're my favorite part about...well, anything really.
    -Olivia

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    1. Ha ha ha! Definitely two of our favorite things as well.

      -Violet

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  3. ..not just Brooklyn! It should be a world-wide movement! We want, no, we NEED more of that! Oh god, I'm sweaty. Please excuse me while I regain my.. uh, what's it called? Right, speech. Right. Oh, lord...

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    1. Hear hear! Who's in charge of this? Let's hurry it along, shall we? And thrilled to get you so hot and bothered!

      -Rye

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  4. Is it weird that, as much as I appreciate seeing his unit, I stared at his thighs for wayyyyy longer? I guess I have a thing for thighs...

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    1. YUM! Not weird at all! In fact, that's pretty fucking hot.

      -Violet

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    2. His thighs got me too, though the rest of him looked damn tasty!

      PS: I've never had the pleasure of an outdoor shower

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    3. Ooh, thanks Leah! And man, do you have to try one? GET. ON. THAT.

      -Rye

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  5. No, it's not just you. It IS hot up in here. ;-)

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    1. Ha ha! Glad to hear you're feeling it too.

      -Rye

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  6. Cute. Wet. Just a darn shame his penis is cut.

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    1. Ha ha ha ha! Way to fault me on something I have no control over!

      -Rye

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    2. Um, I ain't complaining ;)

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  7. naked bodies and showers....yummy....why didn't you join him? Then again...nobody to take the pics

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    1. Just wait until you see tomorrow's post...

      -Rye

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