But you need it.
Your vagina needs it.
Your asshole needs it.
Your brain needs it.
As you know, we're huge fans of sex toys around these parts. What you might not know, however, is that we're also super crazy organic people that don't keep any harsh chemicals in the house. Our bodies are too important to us to allow that kind of shit in close proximity. And you can bet your ass that our bodies are also too important to be putting those same harsh chemicals IN our bodies. You know, through the pussy. Or asshole.
Yep, this may surprise some of you (hopefully it doesn't, because you're well aware of this by now), but a lot of sex toys contain really terrible shit. And that terrible shit goes right into your hoo-ha when you get yourself off with it.
Allow the fine women at Smitten Kitten take it away from here. And seriously, it's time to replace those jelly toys. Plus, what better excuse to go shopping for new vibrators?