Happy New Year's!

What more could you perverts want to ring in the new year, while ringing out the old year (btw, kinda fuck 2011, for reasons we've never quite gotten into on here, but then don't fuck yourself, 2011, in the world of this blog, which was fucking amazing for us) than an ass, covered in oil, milk, honey and champagne?

Or, more correctly, what more could we want? Aside from sticking our faces right up in there as the bubbly spills over the might fine ass of the mighty fine Sovereign Syre?

GIMME THAT ASS!!!

Pegging Tips: Volume 1.

Recently, we shared on Twitter that Rye was begging for a pegging, with the following series of Tweets:

Someone's getting their ass fucked tonight. The name rhymes with Guy. 

I found him in the bedroom, bent over, pants down, waiting expectantly. The strap-on and dildo of choice on the bed next to him. 

Rye will have to wait until after I finish cooking us dinner, but he's preparing with a butt plug as we speak. 

We'll blog about it soon enough! But let's just say he ate my pussy while we waited for the pasta to cook. While his ass vibrated.

We got many, many responses to this, several of them asking us to help guide you through the pegging process with tips and tricks. We'll be doing just that, in a several part post, with pictures to go along with it. You didn't think we'd neglect documenting such an occasion, did you?

1. Have him warm up with a plug. Smaller is fine, but his ass needs to warm up. Listen to him moan and watch him rub on his hardening cock, it's pretty hot.


2. Take that cock and fit it nice and snug inside your pussy.

Would you two ever meet up with strangers and swing? Or have sex next to another couple having sex?

Nope, we've got plenty of work to do on each other for the time being, so it's just little old Violet and little old Rye, banging away.

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Do you keep your guy in chastity? After being locked for a few weeks, the prostate is full and sensitive. It makes strap-on play so much more pleasurable.

Nope, not into the chastity so much, we enjoy getting and letting each other get off as much as possible!

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Rye, it seems from the few pictures on here of you getting pegged that your dick isn't hard? Does it get hard? Seems like I'd have a raging hard on. What's the general feeling like? And by the way, Violet does look absolutely beautiful in that strap-on!

Oh, I do. You'll see soon.

Our pegging sessions are usually pretty long, so it involves some down time, some raging hard time, and some fucking WORKING IT time.

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Get Off in the Green Light.

So... this video doesn't suck.

Night vision kinda does. But what's going down? Fuck no. I'll take this, and take it and take and take and take. God, girl gives me a boner just thinking about it.

How did the blog name come about?

Well, as I'm sure will surprise exactly no one, Rye and I are fairly professional eaters. Our lives pretty much revolve around food when we're not talking to you people about fucking each other.

We find our appetites to be uncommon in most every aspect of our lives.

Our appetite for food and drink.
Our appetite for new experiences.
Our appetite for each other.

These appetites are uncommon in that we're significantly hungrier than most people for all of these things, but also uncommon in that these appetites are completely our own, completely honest and a bit off-center from the norm. We like to play with our food, play with each other and play with other people's expectations. We also try to embrace every challenge, every delight with the same relish we would crisp chicken skin or oozy burrata. Our name is a distilled expression of how we try to live our lives every day.

Hungrily.
Honestly.
Differently.

What's the filthiest thing you've ever done? Or if you've told us, are there any stories you're withholding from your readers?

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Looking back on your experience you've shared with us all on this site -is there anything you wish you wouldn't have put out there after the fact?

Well, I wouldn't say that. In the spirit of absolute honesty with you people, I will say this: once my ass (literally) showed up on Fleshbot, we did a very careful combing of the pictures of us in our place. We ended up either editing or removing quite a few pictures that showed just a little too much.

If and when we get our way, everyone in the world will think that two people who love each other and love fucking each other is a totally normal thing to want to share and talk about. Until then, we have to try to stay under the radar, just a little.

So far, for us, this has been a completely gratifying experience. It's made us more honest with each other, more daring. Also, as two pretty creative people, this is one of the first places our writing, photography and filmmaking have been well received and really recognized. We feel so lucky to have cultivated the readers and porn friends we've come across so far.

Is there anything we've posted that's made you guys think, "oh gosh, are you sure you want that out there?"

Merry Christmas, Perverts!

Though we're off celebrating, we thought we'd drop off a little present, providing a hint of things to come.

Enjoy! We'll see you soon!

What are your top tips for making homemade porn? And how do you keep the camera from killing the mood?

Great question! Let's start with the second part of that.

In order to not let it kill the mood, think of it as just another sex adventure. When we're playing around with a camera in hand, it's a different experience, but one that's just as hot as any other sexual experience we have together. It's fun, sexy and a little silly. Just like sex. We're not shooting a bunch of angles and stopping the action to move to different elaborate setups. For the most part, we're just fucking and trying to capture what's going on. And then we edit it together.

Photo by Laurenn McCubbin

And now for the tips:

Ruffled Sheets.

The day after we shot "Introducing Rye", we were shooting pics for the Uma toy review. Violet had mentioned several weeks ago that she wanted to do a post that was just the sound of us fucking. Probably the last 30 seconds or so as we come together (I know, it's crazy, but we do that WAY more than anyone can imagine).

Little did she know that after I finished shooting her, I put the camera down, but flicked on the old video mode. And what we have here is the sound of Violet, totally unaware that she's being captured, enjoying her new toy in all its glory.

It's important to note that I'm two fingers deep on her G-spot as this all goes down.

Introducing Rye.

Well, another milestone (1,500 follows on Twitter), another video.

The first two relied heavily on the female part of this here couple, so when it came time to discuss video number three, there was NO hesitation on Violet's part. "We're doing you. JUST you. It's 'Introducing Rye' this time!"

To be fair, Violet's body does play a part in this, since I totally came all over her tits and stomach as she filmed ever so professionally.

Sooooo. While it may not be exactly what you were expecting/hoping for this time around, that's what we like about it. We never give you what you want/expect, yet you love it anyway. We think this is a pretty hot jerk-off video, hopefully you agree.

And to our straight/bi female, bi/gay male readers (not to mention anyone that just finds hot things hot), you're welcome!

One Way or Another.

Dear procrastinators of the world:

Did you wait until the last minute to buy a gift again? Is your girlfriend going to be disappointed yet again, by your inability to plan ahead and get her a gift that she'll love? Well, lady and gentlemen procrastinators of the world, if you have a bit more money than you have time, I have a suggestion.

Her name is Uma. And she just might make your special lady very wet.

Leotarded.

The final leotard session. For now.

I love this first shot. Like building a fort out of chairs, blankets and pillows. Some secret hiding underneath that feels so innocent and yet so very filthy all at once.

Birkin, Seberg, Deneuve.

Today's post is dedicated to women of the past. Oftentimes, when asked what famous women I want to fuck, I come up pretty empty handed. I struggle with it. What does it mean? What is it about the current female actors that just don't do it for me?

This, of course, will lead you back to our respective lists of people we want to fuck. Which, yes, I managed to come up with many. Which means I've gotten better at it. I was allowed some thinking time and pulled it off.

However, when asked this question again when drinking with friends, my answer will be Jean Seberg, Catherine Deneuve and Jane Birkin. At once, preferably.

All French.
All of a different era.
All oozing confidence.
Sexuality.
A "fuck it" attitude.
And beautiful eyes.

Call me predictable, but these are the women I (we, really, V's all over this shit) crave.

You're fucking two men...where do you want them to put their cocks?

Assuming that this hypothetical situation occurred? Pussy and ass. To be totally filled would probably feel pretty hot.

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Outtakes in Stripes.

I got stripes, stripes around my thigh bones...

A Barenaked Lady.

Some of you may know her already from Twitter or from her blog, Barenaked Lady, which carries the lovely subtitle of "Neurotic Erotica". If you don't, you probably should.

From a recent post, "So Much Better When You're Naked", (presumably based off the song "I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked" by Ida Maria, who is SUPER fun live) comes this lovely bit of goodness:

"I’ve had problems with my naked self. I can’t stay naked for too long, because I get incredibly embarrassed. Wobbly bits, and all that. 

But I think I took a massive step tonight. 

For reasons known to me, I got naked in front of someone nice. Not in person, mind. 

And I actually wanted it. I wanted to be naked, wobbly bits and all. Pussy out and wet, wanking, gloriously naked. 

After I said goodbye to that nice person, I stayed naked, and I had no qualms about it. In fact, it was the most fun I’ve ever had whilst fully naked. Which is really a testament to the fact that I haven’t had sex yet."

Has Violet ever explored exhibitionism--in the sense wearing a bit too explicit (too short a skirt, see-through dresses, no underwear) clothing?

You mean aside from having this site and showing her pussy to anyone lucky enough to stumble upon it? Yes, she's definitely a bit exhibitionist in real life as well.

No panties are a must in the summer (as Jay-Z said, "no panties and jeans, that's so necessary"), a trait that we've evidenced on the blog before:

http://uncommonappetites.blogspot.com/2011/10/love-on-staircase.html

As for too short or see through clothing? Sure, too short is fairly common in finer weather, but see-through isn't something we're that into.

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Rye - Do you ever taste your own cum?

Do I? DO I? DOOOOO I?????

Yes. I do.

Allow me to go into further detail here:

http://uncommonappetites.blogspot.com/2011/08/mouthful-of-rye.html

Also, I tend to enjoy the taste of my pre-cum especially. A drop of salty wonderfulness!

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

I Guess That Cunt Gettin' Eaten.

Hi, lovelies. We need to talk about Azealia Banks.

I'm sorry I didn't mention her to you before, but you see, I only just found out about her today, somehow. This is a Harlem-bred, twentysomething, badass bitch rocket set for launch right about now.

As folks contemplating a career that requires being naked on screen, how do you keep in shape? Just yoga? More?

Oh, we're supposed to be in shape? I mean, I guess you could say we are... a shape? 

In all seriousness, that's something we've given a little bit of thought to. Mostly it's yoga, walking everywhere because we live in New York City without a car, a lot of fucking and just eating really well. We eat a lot of fruits and vegetables and are careful and aware of where our food comes from. If we do end up doing this for a living, it will certainly be a big priority for us to keep our tight bits tight and our jiggly bits jiggly for all of you perverts.

Oh, and a lot of fucking, did I mention that?

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A Fine Question, If We Do Say So.

"How many of you appreciate a girl with a toy?"

Not only is it the title of this very fine video from a lovely couple, but its an important question.

Need an honest answer. As I am a lover of stockings and thongs, I can't convince my wife to wear them. She has an average build and claims they aren't comfortable. Is that really true? Help!

Well, it doesn't really seem to matter what I think about their comfort on this one, does it? Stockings are honestly not the most comfortable thing in the world. And thongs certainly get more comfortable as you get used to them.

But if Rye told me he wanted to see me in stockings and a thong? I'd fucking wear them for him. As far as requests go, that's an easy one. And I love making him happy.

Maybe discuss something she wants you to do? Trade out those favors and make a night of it. And when the time comes, buy her a nice set, make it special and fucking enjoy each other!

Beaded.

As a well-documented lover of butt stuff, it was obvious upon receiving this set of anal beads that I'd be the one reviewing them for EdenFantasys. That's not to say Violet won't have them coiled up in her fine asshole someday soon. But she gets enough toys to try, so I was all dibs on this bad boy.

At first glance, we didn't love the Flexi Felix. Maybe it was because it reminded us both of the Cheshire Cat, grinning stupidly at us, all bones stripped of meat. But for your butt!

I'm in a loving, long standing long distance relationship, but I am tired of us being sexually frustrated when we're apart. I want both of us to explore safely and maintain respect for each other. Do you think it's possible?

Oof. This is always a tough one. In my first relationship, we were long distance for a year, as I moved away for college and she returned to her hometown for a while. After that year, we moved to the same city and lived together before the relationship went terribly wrong several years later. The time apart was shitty.

Violet did the same with her high school boyfriend, but in much different circumstances. He was a long-standing cheater that had been caught over and over. But they were still tenuously together while she explored other people's (ladies, dudes, dudes and ladies) bodies across the country. It also didn't make things much easier.

Lovers on a Train.

So, we don't usually do this. However, when one of our loyal readers and Twitter pals, Liza Bennet (@mrdarcysliza) mentioned a tale about she and her husband fucking on a train, one room away from her boss, we needed to hear more.


Because Liza doesn't have her own blog, something that will hopefully change after this post goes up, she wrote the tale out and emailed us. Needless to say, the tale was hot enough to warrant some sharing. So here you have it, our first "guest post":

"Lovers on a Train."

 

I want to buy my wife her first vibrator. She can be a little shy but is becoming more open to trying new things. Any suggestions for a fun, introductory toy?

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At Home Yogi.

Sometimes on a Saturday, as the light streams gently through the windows and I sit, sipping my coffee, catching up on a book, or Flipboard, V comes prancing into the living room, ready for an at home yoga session.

And then other times, she does it in her new skimpy leotard. And asks me to shoot her. The results look like this:

Hey finally found the time to shave the manly bits today, I'd say it went surprisingly well for my first time, ie, my balls are still there and thanks to the "with the grain" advice, not on fire. Thanks for the advice!

Ah, quite welcome! So glad to hear it went well. And yes, nothing quite as bad as an itchy, bumpy, angry red genital region. Happy to help!

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My fiancé and I have a great relationship but whenever we go 3-4 days without sex I pretty much shut down and take on a sour attitude. She's busy a lot so I don't think more sex is the answer. Any thoughts?

Whoa now! 3-4 days and you're going sour? Allow me to point you to the third question on this week's "Savage Love." Go. Read. Now.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=10890931#thisweek

I can understand getting upset after longer periods of time, as I was in a marriage where I got a handjob/blowjob/sex once a month. And that was IT. Try that and then talk to me about being sour.

3-4 days between sex is healthy. Break that shit down and you're getting fucked just over 91 days a year! And that doesn't account for those times it's more frequent than every 4 days.

A Year in Music.

As many of you know already, Violet and I are SUPER into music. We've got endless stacks of vinyl, go to a ton of shows and are always seeking out the next great record. In short, fucking NERDS. That also happen to be nerds fucking.

One of our Twitter friends requested a list of some great records that came out this year. Some of this is #musictofuckto, some is just really great shit we listened to. And some of it is older stuff that found its way onto the turntable or into our headphones a lot this year.

No record this year, but that doesn't stop our obsession with The National.

In no particular order, but categorized nonetheless:

Now that we know what you like to cook and eat, what do you drink? Favorite cocktail?

Violet - Definitely the Aviation. Cool, refreshing, lemony, earthy, gin-ny. Add a splash of Creme Yvette and I'm a puddle.

Aviation: Gin, Maraschino, lemon juice, a bit of Creme Yvette. Served UP.

Rye - I love a Manhattan, I love a Martini, I love an old fashioned, I love a Hemingway daiquiri. But fuck, you just can't beat the Negroni. And flame that orange peel!

Negroni: Gin, Campari, sweet vermouth. Orange peel (some add an orange slice, but I don't need it). Served on the rocks.

What are your favorite things to cook and to eat? Other than avocado!

Rye: While we're not HUGE meat-eaters, I really can make the fuck out of a burger. It's all about the well seasoned cast iron skillet and a good (high) fat content. And the toppings are always fun and different. Last go round, we did a smattering of Old Bay mayonnaise. HOTNESS.

A kitchen trick we still need to learn.

Every Fold.

I know I have been going gif crazy on you guys lately. I'm not sorry. They're like the hors d'oeuvres of porn and I can not get enough!

Usually, when I find myself endlessly mesmerized by one of these, I figure I have to share. You guys know that I generally get hardest and wettest for what isn't shown, for what gets left obscured, for what my imagination has to make up for me.  This one shows you everything. Every texture, every fold, every move.

This looks like the softest, most wonderful place in the world and I want to go to there.

Ahem. Rye. I think we should go to here right now.

On the Horizon.

What's on the horizon, you ask? Pussy, of course.

Right.
About.
Now.

Get It, Boy.

Looking at this makes me sigh. There really is nothing better than this moment. Whoever invented a gif that lets us watch this moment over and over should really be applauded.

Rye gets this same look in his eyes when he moves in for the kill.

It's a look of determination.
A look of concentration.
A tiny bite of the lip.
A decisive re-positioning of her leg.
And then softness on softness. Wetness on wetness. A blurring of the lines between giver and receiver. 

We're always thinking of ways to highlight how gorgeous highly skilled cunnilingus can be. These kids have really hit the nail on the head. Thank you for making us wet, dudes!

Has there ever been an activity or desire that you fundamentally disagreed about, and if so, what was it? Did you ultimately work through it to a point where you could share it?

We talk all the time about how lucky we are. Lucky to have each other. Lucky to have an incredibly honest relationship. Lucky to always be open-minded with each other and try new things.

via Bend Me Over

We're also, however, pretty lucky to be very like-minded. We tend to be turned on by a lot of the same things and enjoy a lot of the same kinds of kinks.

We've also introduced each other to new things, things we never thought we'd like. The key, as always, is just to talk. Talk about everything. Right up until the point where you put your tongues in each other's mouths and get down to the dirty.

What's playing on vinyl when it's playing?

Lately, we've scored some good shit that's on repeat. Like:

Leonard Cohen - "Songs of Leonard Cohen"
Aretha Franklin - "Yeah"
LCD Soundsystem - "45:33"
The Zombies - "Time of the Zombies"
Alex Chilton - "High Priest"
Otis Redding - "Live at the Whiskey-A-Go-Go"
Devo - "And Now It Can Be Told: Live at the Palace"

The all-time most plays, though, go to:

Talking Heads - "Stop Making Sense"
Rolling Stones - "Some Girls"
Otis Redding - "Live in Europe"

By listing just these, we've left out about 1,200 other records. They now feel neglected. And heavy. REALLY heavy.

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The Last Resort? Our Resort.

These are interesting times for your favorite pervs. As you know, we don't show our faces. We barely show most of our bodies, actually, due to tattoos being dead giveaways to any friends that might read this. We're mostly resigned to the fact that the 50-60 people that have been to our apartment would TOTALLY recognize us from this blog. Mostly. We still sneak around some of the more obvious elements of our place.

However, when you make beautiful porn in your free time, the opportunities come knocking, apparently. And are, let's be blunt about it, a bit difficult to resist. Especially given the types of people that have been making these offers.

But then there are endless questions that come with it all. Like, are we really going to fuck each other for a living? Should we? Would we? Could we? And what the fuck would we tell friends and family?

You see, most people in this world have allies in the battle. They've got friends that maybe have sex blogs too. Or are open enough to not think it's the least bit weird. But when you're college educated, highly intellectual, music obsessed, hipstery nerds that also happen to enjoy fucking and documenting on occasion said fuckings, you're looked at a bit oddly in this world. Though you'd think we'd certainly just the type to have some sex-positive allies, wouldn't you? Maybe we do, maybe we're just being overly cautious. But still, we're fully expecting the, "YOU'RE DOING WHAT???" response from family certainly and friends mostly.

WHY?

When's the next video coming?

A very good question. To be decided, I guess. We've not shot anything as of now, or discussed it. Perhaps some cold winter day, when it's no longer 65 in NYC, making us spend little to no time at home.

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Leotart.

We hope everyone that celebrates American Thanksgiving had a lovely weekend of lounging on the couch, mostly naked, eating too much pie and too many leftovers, listening to new vinyl purchases and indulging in James Bond marathons.

Or something equally sexy and perfectly lazy, anyway.

Happy Thanksgiving!

What am I thankful for?

My wife.

Violet, I also have large tits, and I wonder which sexy lingerie brands you like best.

As I am mostly a jeans and t-shirts kind of girl, sexy lingerie is something that I'm still working on getting into.

by Marc Gasso

That said, I find that Cosabella, Calvin Klein and Elle Macpherson bras hold the girls in the best. And I obviously find myself including more and more American Apparel into my lingerie collection.

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Fine Art.

Is it just me, or does this not look like something you'd find in a museum? Luckily for you, it's not in a museum. It's online. And you can totally jerk off to it.

We included a second take, for the purposes of the latter.

Ever had a foursome?

Nope, certainly have not. Though Violet's had a couple threesomes in her time. And Rye has jerked off thinking about them...

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Sexty.

Some weeks at work are grueling. Each morning feels like it's a Friday, then you get to the office only to realize it's a Tuesday.

That's why it's particularly important during weeks like this that you sext each other. Like this:

Panting.

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Winter Coat.

Welcome back, winter bush! It's been a while, good to see you again.

Five Examples of a Three-Way.

Not that anyone needs examples. But we felt like providing you some regardless. Hopefully there are some good takeaways here.

Window Seat.

With the chill of November comes the priority of Sundays spent indoors. Wearing nothing but socks, maybe a t-shirt.

Sometimes those socks come in the sexy variety, leading the eye to just the right place.

Pornographic Love.

If you've spent any amount of time perusing our blog, you know that we're big fans of Camille Crimson and the work that she and her boyfriend Mike Flirt create together on The Art of Blowjob. They've been working together for several years now, trying (and succeeding) to bring a fresh perspective to the world of professional porn*.

Privileges.

R: There are dudes out there, dudes we all know and have in our lives. And they talk about sex as a "privilege" from their significant other. If they do something bad, fail to do a chore, or otherwise upset their significant other, those privileges can be revoked.

Your kindly editor, Rye.

Here's why this idea is SO beyond fucked:

Do you guys have loud sex? Is this a problem for your neighbors?

What do you think? Those moans you hear on our videos are 100% authentic.

However, the neighbors, of which we've had many by now, have never said a thing. Though they've complained about our music at times, which is less loud than our sex FOR SURE.

Maybe they like hearing us as much as you all do...

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Have you guys ever made it with someone of a different ethnicity?

Totally. Violet has fucked several men/women of varying ethnicities. And Rye has not, as he has a specific type and a, shall we say, LACK, of experience (quantity of partners, mostly, not sex).

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Yearn.

Some photos just bring out the yearn in me. Not quite sure what it is about them. I can never pinpoint it. But it's there, and I know it when I see it.

My brain thinks, "how can I do this?" My heart aches for a moment in time like this one. To be in that moment. To see this. Feel this. Taste this.

These are such photos.

Things to Come.

We had some fun with the camera this weekend. Which means there are many things to come over the following weeks:

Ass.
Pussy.
Legs.
Tits.
Soft light.
Hard light.

But most importantly, you. Again and again.

Violet, or Rye, or both - any suggestions regarding amateur anal for a couple? Tried it for the first time tonight (albeit in the shower), but my girlfriend ended up pretty sore. Any advice would help (lube, position, pace etc.). Cheers!

OH MY. Oh. Shower? OH NO.

Okay. It was a good idea. Steamy, warm, relaxing. All great things. Unfortunately for you and your girlfriend's b-hole, the butt does not self-lubricate. Which means that you need lots of lube for things to go well. And in a shower, any natural moisture or oils or anything that may have helped will be washed away. Which is why she's probably feeling a little tender at the moment. This is an unbelievably common mistake, so you definitely shouldn't feel too badly, but you should probably buy her a bottle of champagne and give her a massage, just to be on the safe side.

Psst, Rye...

Whenever you're ready, lovely.

Rye and I have been really yearning to get back into the swing of pegging after a brief hiatus. When I say that, I mean that his greedy little asshole is basically begging me to put something in it all the time. Sometimes I think I hear it whisper to me in my sleep.

Anyway. I can't BELIEVE I never thought about this position. Limber up, baby.

V, a question for the ladies: Got any tips for keeping a devourable v-zone?

Why yes, of course. Beyond the obvious (please be clean, groom how you see fit), and I know this sounds ridiculous: pineapple. Lots and lots of pineapple.

I'm not completely sure what the chemical reason behind this is, probably lots of sugars and vitamins stored up in the sex organs of plants that you're eating (guys, that's what fruit is, I'm not making this up), make your organs tasty as well.

This also applies to fresh strawberries. When I say fresh I mean summertime, tiny little bites of juicy freshness, not the gargantuan, hardened old bitches you can buy in the grocery store in February. Once, after bingeing on strawberries for the entirety of a summer, I gave Rye a blowjob and when he came it tasted like CANDY. Not like, oh, it was so sweet, it could have been candy. IT TASTED LIKE REAL LIFE CANDY.

Again, not a chemist, but probably putting good things in makes good things come out? I hope you have the same results. Please report back.

We're still all dying to read Violet's happy ending massage story. Pretty please?

Okay! You've worn me down. Coming soon.

; )

I wonder if you've ever done DP - with either toys or cocks, in any combination - and if so, what position(s) did you find most comfortable?

Well, yes, indeed. Never with cocks, as Rye is the first man to gain access to my ass (remember when I kept saying orifice the other day?). However, I have been doubly penetrated by both toys and toy-on-Rye combo before and found it to be quite lovely.

I generally like to be on my back when it's Rye's cock + a toy. And I've found that when Rye is doing the doubling with two toys, I like to lay on my stomach with a pillow under me for leverage.

Happy penetrating!

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Reach Inside.

This move makes me the horniest. Simply put. I don't even know if there's anything further to add here. Just straight up horny-inducing.

Do you pull Violet's hair?

I've been known to, at times. But not on a regular basis or anything. We're not SUPER into rough sex, but have certainly been carried away.

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What position do you use when you fuck in the shower?

Since I'm quite a bit taller, we usually go with her turned around (or facing forward) with one leg up on the side. It makes for some slippery, messy fun.

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Rug and Tug.

Pubic hair is a major item of discussion online. And probably always will be. Just like coffee, everyone has a preference as to how they best enjoy (some only want tea...). Bush? Shaved? Landing strip? Penis instead*?

My personal take is that I want it however it comes. If V is feeling lazy, gimme that bush! If she's shaving it down to the skin, I want to lick that skin.

Mostly I want it to be changed up, like we do with our sex life. Stay the same and things get stale for me, so let's keep it moving, to the K-I-M (extra points if you can tell us the reference in the comments!).

We know many of you aren't quite as flexible as I am.

You like full bush and that's it.

Or bald as Yul Brenner or nothing.

So, because we're open about it, we gave you both options. Enjoy, perverts!

How did you guys ultimately decide to put yourselves out there so fully and raw for everyone?

We wrote about this quite a bit in the early days of the blog, but now it's just a thing we do, so it's fun to think about the roots sometimes.

After being a few years into our relationship, we began to really explore each other in ways that neither of us had with other people. We dug into anal play, spanking, some light bondage, sex toys, mutual masturbation, sexting and all sorts of other fun shit. Then it came time to talk about porn. In the past, I had a partner that frowned upon it in a major way. And also frowned upon sex. So naturally, I was well versed in not only jerking off to porn, but in hiding it.

So I hid it for a while from V. Which is ridiculous, because she's incredibly open-minded and about the coolest woman you'll ever meet. She in no way fits any media stereotype about women, as many of our female readers also don't. Because fuck that stereotypical bullshit! Women are horny too!

Proof of this female horniness of which we speak. Also, breaking our rule of tumblr exclusivity on this one. Ah well.

Anyway, we started talking about what kinds of porn we like. And then would share our ideas of good porn. It became a sort of challenge to hit on exactly what the other person would enjoy. And it just so happens that we like very similar things in our porn. Then one day, we stumbled upon a blog, written by a couple, that we really, really enjoyed. And we got to talking.

At first, it was just going to be stories and photos/videos we found that we enjoyed.

But then we took a few photos. And got a better camera. And talked about a video. And then another video.

We find, more and more that the world lacks the type of porn we enjoy. So we've begun setting out to make the kind of material we want to see. Photos are plentiful and delicious, but videos are really lacking. With Vimeo and new dSLR's making artistic and stylish videos easier than ever, it seems silly that the porn world hasn't gotten there yet. We're hoping to help lead the charge, along with a select few people that have been there before us. A certain redhead has provided some inspiration, as most of our readers know by now.

Anyway, ramble over.

Check our first two posts for more details:

http://uncommonappetites.blogspot.com/2010/07/first-up.html
http://uncommonappetites.blogspot.com/2010/07/so.html

Ask us anything. Make it filthy.

Here's to Mushrooms*.

Though I'd tried mushrooms several times before I met you, it wasn't until I was with you that I really learned to enjoy mushrooms.

You showed me that mushrooms are really just sponges for other ingredients. 

That when you add other amazing things to mushrooms, things you might not have tried before, it only makes the mushrooms better. 

More palatable. 

Tastier. 

So thanks to you, I now have an obsession with mushrooms. 

And I want them all the time. 

And am always thinking about what we can add to mushrooms to make an even tastier meal. 

So...here's to mushrooms. 

*Sex.

To anyone thinking, "what the fuck was that?" These are the kinds of notes we write to each other.

Welcome inside.

Oral Fixation.

Mouths are sexy for MANY reasons.

The most obvious is having it in or around some swollen genitals.

But eating...
Licking.
Sucking.
Kissing.

Or shit, even thinking about any of those things.
The hotness.

So while you might be looking at this series like, "they've lost their fucking minds, these don't go together!" You'd be wrong.

Cooking. Licking. Sucking. Kissing. Eating. Swallowing. Prepping. Touching. Feeling. Tasting.

See? It works.